The Armed Republic of Sedran Colonial Guard is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Colonel Talitha Macer with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.719 billion Sedrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sedra City. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Sedran economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Sedran Colonial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,526 Sedran Colonial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colonel Talitha Macer's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the new one Sedran Colonial Credit coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sedran Colonial Guard's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sedran Colonial Guard is ranked 24,352^nd in the world and 36^th in Texas for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,520.76 Standard Monetary Units.