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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,357th Largest Retail Industry: 5,657th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rd
The Supreme Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
ONE MUST RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Securitatem Primum

Population1.408 billion

CapitalThe Great Fort

Currencyplumbum
AnimalNorthern Goshawk

The Supreme Armed Republic of Securitatem Primum is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.408 billion Securitatem Primumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fort. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Securitatem Primumian economy, worth 193 trillion plumbums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 137,337 plumbums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a third of Securitatem Primumians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Securitatem Primum's national animal is the Northern Goshawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Securitatem Primum is ranked 21,294th in the world and 858th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 282,704.3 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,357thLargest Retail Industry: 5,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rdMost Avoided: 6,922ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,555thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,790thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,003rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,530thLargest Black Market: 13,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,841stHighest Average Incomes: 15,439thMost Efficient Economies: 15,851st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 180th in the regionMost Avoided: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 311th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 320th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 323rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 335th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 341st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 358th in the regionLargest Governments: 362nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionMost Conservative: 390th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 454th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Securitatem Primum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, a third of Securitatem Primumians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Securitatem Primum's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, Securitatem Primumian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in Securitatem Primum, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.

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