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Most Stationary: 7,154thMost Secular: 14,055thLargest Populations: 21,297th
The Last Bastion of
Capitalizt
One for all, all for one
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Secunda Helvetica

Population17.19 billion

CapitalCantonal Centre
LeaderVictoria Silber-Argent

CurrencyVetic
AnimalSwiss Hawk

The Last Bastion of Secunda Helvetica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Victoria Silber-Argent with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.19 billion Helveticans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantonal Centre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Helvetican economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Vetics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,046 Vetics, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Secunda Helvetica has designated Cantonal Centre as its capital city, Victoria Silber-Argent has just been declared ruler of Secunda Helvetica in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Secunda Helvetica's national animal is the Swiss Hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Secunda Helvetica is ranked 139,411th in the world and 17th in Rosaceae Sanguinare for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Populations: 21,297thHighest Economic Output: 23,377thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,975th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the region

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