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Most Secular: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 978thLargest Retail Industry: 1,277th
The Misotheistic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
All gods must be persecuted for crimes against Humanity
The Secular Misotheist Party
Defense Minister, Councilor of State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Secular State of the Philippines

Population12.815 billion

CapitalGolgotha where gods are crucified
LeaderThe Secular Misotheist Party
FaithPersecution of Gods and Deities

AnimalPhilippine Water Buffalo

The Misotheistic Republic of Secular State of the Philippines is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Secular Misotheist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.815 billion Filipinos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golgotha where gods are crucified. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secular State of the Philippinesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,522 trillion Rizals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,844 Rizals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Philippine Water Buffalo is only seen in captivity programs, the barter economy has taken over as the Rizal has become worthless, preservative-laden Secular State of the Philippinesian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Secular State of the Philippines's national animal is the Philippine Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Persecution of Gods and Deities.

Secular State of the Philippines is ranked 1,774th in the world and 5th in Philippines for Most Developed, scoring 97.9 on the Human Development Index.

Most Secular: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 978thLargest Retail Industry: 1,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,768thMost Developed: 1,774thMost Efficient Economies: 1,946thSmartest Citizens: 2,221stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,518thHighest Average Incomes: 2,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,567thHighest Economic Output: 3,856thRudest Citizens: 4,344thHighest Food Quality: 4,454thLargest Governments: 5,055thMost Influential: 5,707thMost Cultured: 6,046thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,547thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,036thMost Inclusive: 7,230thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,421stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,636thLowest Crime Rates: 8,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,290thMost Patriotic: 9,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,573rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,296thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,784thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,335thSafest: 16,743rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,246thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,870thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,655thLargest Populations: 22,864th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

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