The Union of Secular Soverign Republics is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Xavier with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 1.772 billion Secular Soverign Republicsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyber City. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secular Soverign Republicsian economy, worth 204 trillion Rupeeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,205 Rupeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secular Soverign Republics's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Secular Soverign Republics is ranked 11,917^th in the world and 37^th in New Western Empire for Most Pacifist, with 127.51 Cheeks Turned Per Day.