The Lunar Kingdom of Secsiazluna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bella Sexmoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.791 billion Secsiazlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sex Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Secsiazlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,412 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 348,562 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secsiazluna's national animal is the Sexy Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Secsiazluna is ranked 1,263^rd in the world and 18^th in Lunaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.83 law-abiding acts per hour.