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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,314thMost Pro-Market: 8,622ndMost Politically Free: 9,422nd
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Secret Chimes

Population933 million


The Republic of Secret Chimes is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 933 million Secret Chimesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Secret Chimesian economy, worth 41.4 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,350 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,842 per year while the poor average 2,780, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Secret Chimes's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Secret Chimes is ranked 62,934th in the world and 10th in Founderless for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,314thMost Pro-Market: 8,622ndMost Politically Free: 9,422ndHighest Drug Use: 9,649thMost Extreme: 10,371stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,432ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,002ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 13,427thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,094thRudest Citizens: 17,154thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,726thNudest: 18,521stMost Armed: 21,752ndFattest Citizens: 22,410th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

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