The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 66 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.97 billion Second Best Pack Storage 66ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 66ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 174,440 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 521,760 per year while the poor average 45,610, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 66's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Pack Storage 66 is ranked 285,118^th in the world and 2,143^rd in Two for Most Pacifist, with 12.12 cheeks turned per day.