The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 20 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.255 billion Second Best Pack Storage 20ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 20ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,067 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

An underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 20's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Pack Storage 20 is ranked 15,079^th in the world and 717^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.11 law-abiding acts per hour.