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The parliament building has installed a revolving door, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 180's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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