Population | 7.649 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 146 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.649 billion Second Best Pack Storage 146ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 146ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,646 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Cities are engulfed by smog, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Second Best Pack Storage 146 will pay them to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 146's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 146 is ranked 46,396th in the world and 747th in Two for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,413.15 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Second Best Pack Storage 146 will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, cities are engulfed by smog.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 146 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 146, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Second Best Pack Storage 146ian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.