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The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 109ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,373 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

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Second Best Pack Storage 109 is ranked 307,144^th in the world and 2,625^th in Two for Most Primitive, scoring -406.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.