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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 476thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 497th
The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of
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SecoNd beSt card colleCtor

Population2.924 billion

CurrencyCard
AnimalLegendary

The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.924 billion Second Best Card Collectors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Card Collector economy, worth 443 trillion Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 151,783 Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,375,476 per year while the poor average 1,969, a ratio of 698 to 1.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SecoNd beSt card colleCtor's national animal is the Legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is ranked 26,370th in the world and 1st in Second Place for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,686.49 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 476thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 497thRudest Citizens: 623rdHighest Crime Rates: 748thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 970thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,135thMost Avoided: 1,156thFattest Citizens: 1,252ndMost Armed: 1,456thMost Politically Free: 1,623rdMost Pro-Market: 1,774thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,855thLargest Retail Industry: 2,114thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,820thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,877thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,983rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,932ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,636thLargest Mining Sector: 8,172ndNudest: 10,253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,287thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,840thMost Efficient Economies: 15,628thMost Extreme: 15,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,588thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,125thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,000thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,242ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,571st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.

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