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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 478thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 536th
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SecoNd beSt card colleCtor

Population1.53 billion

CurrencyCard
AnimalLegendary

The Secondary Cards Conglomerate of SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.53 billion Second Best Card Collectors live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Card Collector economy, worth 225 trillion Cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 147,060 Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,332,295 per year while the poor average 1,913, a ratio of 696 to 1.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, preservative-laden Second Best Card Collector cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SecoNd beSt card colleCtor's national animal is the Legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SecoNd beSt card colleCtor is ranked 9,947th in the world and 1st in Second Place for Nudest, with 221.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 478thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 536thRudest Citizens: 578thHighest Crime Rates: 715thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,197thFattest Citizens: 1,277thMost Armed: 1,344thMost Politically Free: 1,607thMost Avoided: 1,673rdMost Pro-Market: 1,756thLargest Retail Industry: 1,922ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,971stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,966thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,194thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,744thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,200thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,726thLargest Mining Sector: 7,510thNudest: 9,947thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,354thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,437thMost Efficient Economies: 16,224thMost Extreme: 16,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,057thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,939thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,752nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, preservative-laden Second Best Card Collector cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : SecoNd beSt card colleCtor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, they say that Second Best Card Collectors made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in SecoNd beSt card colleCtor, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.

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