The United Banat Republic of Sebastianovska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Călina Sebastian-Nicolae with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.336 billion Sebastianovskans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Ciudad de Monte Banato. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sebastianovskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,633 trillion Löwentallers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,128 Löwentallers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, cloning has been banned, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebastianovska's national animal is the Wolfsnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zamolxism.

Sebastianovska is ranked 5,819^th in the world and 169^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.82 law-abiding acts per hour.