The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.776 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,352 trillion tinsoldiers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,424 tinsoldiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean to meetings with foreign heads of state, the Seantonian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and the new hit series "Seantonia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country. Crime is totally unknown. Seantonia's national animal is the chillicrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 214,560^th in the world and 981^st in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.3 kickbacks per hour.