The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.69 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,186 trillion tinsoldiers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 251,596 tinsoldiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing. Crime is totally unknown. Seantonia's national animal is the chillicrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 830^th in the world and 24^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 234.79 Cheeks Turned Per Day.