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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,201stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,726th
The Gaeldom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We beir nae brattach, anely breacan.
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Sean Fiobha

Population3.219 billion

LeaderEosaph Ann Dia Stiubhart Fear-nadar
FaithBreacan paganism

CurrencyMun Grall

The Gaeldom of Sean Fiobha is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Eosaph Ann Dia Stiubhart Fear-nadar with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.219 billion Sean Fiobhaches are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dura. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The all-consuming Sean Fiobhach economy, worth 499 trillion Mun Gralls a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,231 Mun Gralls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 546,577 per year while the poor average 31,921, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

School children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM", money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sean Fiobha's national animal is the Cu-Sith, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Breacan paganism.

Sean Fiobha is ranked 253,084th in the world and 334th in Forest for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.53 bananas ingested per day.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,201stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,096thMost Armed: 3,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,326thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,962ndMost Influential: 6,152ndLargest Black Market: 6,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,795thBest Weather: 7,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,610thMost Devout: 8,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,417thLargest Governments: 10,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,508thMost Patriotic: 10,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,159thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,746thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,891stLowest Crime Rates: 13,020thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,860th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Patriotic: 30th in the region

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