The United Socialist States of Sealed Tyrant Lucius is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.094 billion Sealed Tyrant Luciusians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.

The large but inefficient Sealed Tyrant Luciusian economy, worth 578 trillion Ichors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,807 Ichors, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealed Tyrant Lucius's national animal is the Ichor Animal.

Sealed Tyrant Lucius is ranked 51,273^rd in the world and 3,204^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.81 law-abiding acts per hour.