Population | 1.111 billion |
Capital | The Card Factory |
Leader | The Card Trader |
Faith | Card Collection |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Card |
The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 8 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working population of 1.111 billion Sealand Card Farm 8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Sealand Card Farm 8ian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,510 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Card Collection has been named as Sealand Card Farm 8's national religion, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 8 in an international press conference, and Sealand Card Farm 8 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 8's national animal is the Card and its national religion is Card Collection.
Sealand Card Farm 8 is ranked 75,843rd in the world and 8th in Hells Lounge for Most Income Equality, scoring 48.98 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sealand Card Farm 8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Sealand Card Farm 8's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Sealand Card Farm 8's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Sealand Card Farm 8's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Sealand Card Farm 8's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Sealand Card Farm 8 changed its national capital to "The Card Factory", its faith to "Card Collection", and its leader to "The Card Trader".
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 8, Sealand Card Farm 8 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 8, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 8 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 8, Card Collection has been named as Sealand Card Farm 8's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 8, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.