Population | 1.115 billion |
Capital | The Card Factory |
Leader | The Card Trader |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Card |
The Republic of Sealand Card Farm 5 is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by The Card Trader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 1.115 billion Sealand Card Farm 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Card Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.
The strong Sealand Card Farm 5ian economy, worth 51.3 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,049 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 5 in an international press conference, and Sealand Card Farm 5 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand Card Farm 5's national animal is the Card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sealand Card Farm 5 is ranked 261,160th in the world and 22nd in Hells Lounge for Most Influential, scoring 16 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sealand Card Farm 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Sealand Card Farm 5's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Sealand Card Farm 5's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Sealand Card Farm 5's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Sealand Card Farm 5's influence in Hells Lounge rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Sealand Card Farm 5 changed its national capital to "The Card Factory" and its leader to "The Card Trader".
- : Sealand Card Farm 5 relocated from The Bottomless Pit to Hells Lounge.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 5, Sealand Card Farm 5 has designated The Card Factory as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 5, The Card Trader has just been declared ruler of Sealand Card Farm 5 in an international press conference.
- : Following new legislation in Sealand Card Farm 5, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.