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Most Valuable International Artwork: 107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 970thHighest Economic Output: 1,103rd
The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Thanks for the fish, man.
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Sea Dolphin Lovers

Population37.302 billion

CapitalDolphinia
LeaderDolly the Dolphin

CurrencyFish
Animaldolphin

The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 37.302 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 7,792 trillion Fish a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,915 Fish, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime is almost non-existent. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 2,320th in the world and 1st in Israel for Smartest Citizens, with 174.61 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 970thHighest Economic Output: 1,103rdMost Stationary: 1,172ndLargest Populations: 1,317thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,356thLargest Mining Sector: 1,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,106thSmartest Citizens: 2,320thLargest Black Market: 2,354thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,006thMost Developed: 3,183rdRudest Citizens: 3,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,881stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,615thLargest Retail Industry: 5,840thMost Inclusive: 6,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,238thMost Influential: 6,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,643rdHighest Food Quality: 7,384thLargest Governments: 8,168thMost Cultured: 8,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,356thMost Secular: 12,643rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,734thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,536thNicest Citizens: 15,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,527thHighest Drug Use: 25,701st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the government has swiped left on the whole internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Sea Dolphin Loversians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.

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