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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdLargest Publishing Industry: 376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 706th
The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of
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Thanks for the fish, man.
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Sea Dolphin Lovers

Population32.672 billion

CapitalDolphinia
LeaderDolly the Dolphin

CurrencyFish
Animaldolphin

The Lovely Happy Jewish Republic of Sea Dolphin Lovers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dolly the Dolphin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.672 billion Sea Dolphin Loversians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolphinia. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sea Dolphin Loversian economy, worth a remarkable 7,093 trillion Fish a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,104 Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sea Dolphin Lovers's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sea Dolphin Lovers is ranked 169,979th in the world and 19th in Israel for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdLargest Publishing Industry: 376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 706thHighest Economic Output: 909thLargest Mining Sector: 1,172ndMost Stationary: 1,366thLargest Populations: 1,415thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,623rdLargest Black Market: 1,719thSmartest Citizens: 1,906thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,555thMost Armed: 2,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,208thMost Developed: 3,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,051stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,203rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,059thHighest Average Incomes: 5,078thLargest Retail Industry: 5,352ndMost Influential: 5,930thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,009thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,945thMost Inclusive: 9,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,997thMost Cultured: 10,398thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,599thMost Secular: 12,010thLargest Governments: 12,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,917thHighest Crime Rates: 17,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,516th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, television executives are interested in turning Dolly the Dolphin's zany home life into a sitcom.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Sea Dolphin Lovers, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.

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