by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,239thMost Influential: 3,531st
The Commonwealth of
Authoritarian Democracy
Oh mine own god, I am so no more brain than stone...
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population505 million



The Commonwealth of Scroplia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 505 million Scroplians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Smalta. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Scroplian economy, worth 49.7 trillion Crejsis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,412 Crejsis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, and the Scroplian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scroplia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Scroplia is ranked 34,926th in the world and 1,603rd in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 44.75 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,239thTop
Most Influential: 3,531stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,098thTop
Most Inclusive: 17,276thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,659thMost Devout: 20,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,156thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,416thHighest Food Quality: 23,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,440thMost Developed: 25,706thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,823rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 482nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 599th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 700th in the regionMost Influential: 850th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 898th in the regionMost Inclusive: 963rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 980th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,118th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,183rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,205th in the regionMost Developed: 1,206th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,212th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,231st in the regionMost Cultured: 1,284th in the regionBest Weather: 1,285th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,295th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,313th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,383rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scroplia, the Scroplian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Scroplia, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Scroplia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Scroplia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Scroplia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Scroplia was endorsed by The Empire of Your Own Medicine.
  • : Following new legislation in Scroplia, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Scroplia, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Scroplia was endorsed by The Empire of Hiatsu Himaru.
  • : Scroplia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Volletnia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 491 » Great Bights Mum, Corfad, The Erie Doctrine, Koda-Land, Card Kingdom, Imperial Pieserged, Ethnon, Bankowiata, Nothing Of Value, Aerilia, Loli County, Kastonvia, Loutsland, Tachycardia, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Varisland, Filibustra, Q w e r t y, Unitarian Universalism, Sojenre, Shibutani, Hulldom, Orado, Frances Francis the First of France, Siwale, Saldam, Lulubellia, Libertarianists States, Hardscrabble, The Rhein States, Kranostav, Ayuzhhhhh, Pallaith, Dai Nippon Teikaku, Omnistria, Guer Aike, Gothgraff and Lilium, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Ardonii, Pinguioris, Omicron Persei V111, Pazair, Dreadton, Bongo Mountain, Xagill, Jupi Utopia, and 441 others.Capablanca, Gorundu, Oroyan, United States of Dictators, Toilet Man, Pinky Queen, Lefevrerismo, Heilhum Imperius, Sannius, Neweath, Colonla, Fatski land, Retfor, Conmenticius Terra, Orhtezia, The Holy State of Chaos, Regallio, Notyoutopia, Marganza, Zyvetskistaahn, SORT, Radicaster, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Alice Gardens, Walter Jackson, Soragan, Chukstik Illahi, Michinari, Kaiser Dominance, Consumeistan, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Kappacon, Nordic-British Union, Drunk Terminators, Domingo-Valenzuela, Thought Obliteration, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Inferior Impor, Thralka, Brsil, Liblujana, Andstions, Bootstrap Bill, Arquan, Dromanius, Fratanica, Stud Hoy, Bagojo, United free lands, Vananatu, Joevala, ForestMythal, Joanista, Napnap, Ahssn, Amerislovakia, Dolmeria, Eurochina, Immanuelia, Randoes, Panama Coalition, Amogus Sussy, Jancokk, Jaded Grammarians, Sencalia, Western Vapia, Sunto, Perikuresu, Amdupe, Tenana, Democatic Donkeys, Fascist Democracy, Dogenational, Cobolica, Holy Oranz, Loptous, Old Emporia, Sterulia, Ellbonnia, Bakestate, Dicko, Harjad, Drutopia Insomnia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Soziale, Testnation223, Sakupolis, -Azteca Mexico, Liberum Hibernia, Cocolt, Olenegorsk, Reminie, Eraver, Aidiarnia, Longsun, Sumerya, 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African Union States, Choi Aeguka, Veltvalen, Neutral Centrists, Pomalo, Meadowfields, Batatoland Empire, Simone Republic, Libertario do s, Russian Kingdom RK, Holy Ramen Empire, The Discipled, Clan Spaniel, Pradovnia, Twinbrook, The Cascadian Bioregion, Treekidistan, The Unicrons, Rommuner, Intelbrazia, Serketa, Mystiquelle, Kormisia, The Union of Galaxies, Arrakaitain, Yokciq Empire, United States of Medford, Ivy Rekkia, Pantherae, Impel Down, Neptunian Military Administration, SteelFists, 1 very fast endotarter, Light will, Duragorod, Soviet World Civilization, Ecrax, Golshingo, East Wushen, Lordelles, Galbadiana, Sankay, The Marions, Paperetal, Phirogothe, Chipoli, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Middle Green Irthistan, Nowopolskie, Volletnia, Hiatsu Himaru, and Your Own Medicine.