The Commonwealth of Screwedlandia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Some Dumbass with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 958 million Screwedlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Screwedlandian economy, worth 103 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,117 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screwedlandia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Screwedlandia is ranked 282,857^th in the world and 218^th in The Free Nations Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.