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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,908thSafest: 5,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,833rd
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Screwedlandia

Population958 million

CapitalHell
LeaderSome Dumbass

Currencyguilder
Animalsquirrel

The Commonwealth of Screwedlandia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Some Dumbass with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 958 million Screwedlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Screwedlandian economy, worth 103 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,117 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screwedlandia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Screwedlandia is ranked 282,857th in the world and 218th in The Free Nations Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.25 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,908thSafest: 5,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,833rdMost Pacifist: 6,334thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,200thNicest Citizens: 7,277thMost Inclusive: 8,374thMost Influential: 9,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,936thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,061stHealthiest Citizens: 11,485thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,679thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,772ndHighest Food Quality: 12,281stSmartest Citizens: 13,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,790thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 19,967thMost Secular: 20,645thMost Income Equality: 21,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,460thMost Developed: 24,617thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,870thLargest Governments: 25,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,957thMost Cultured: 26,958thBest Weather: 26,989th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Screwedlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.
  • : Screwedlandia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Screwedlandia, trespassers entering Some Dumbass's office are immediately vaporized.

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