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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,732ndNudest: 4,944thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,821st
The Spooky University of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Screw human rights, I hate human rights. NationStates
Count Gerrits
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Screw Human Rights I Hate Human Rights

Population1.689 billion

CapitalGrant's Big Spooky Castle
LeaderCount Gerrits

CurrencyScary Gra

The Spooky University of Screw Human Rights I Hate Human Rights is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Count Gerrits with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.689 billion Garnt Followers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grant's Big Spooky Castle. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Follower of Garnt economy, worth 140 trillion Scary Gras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,391 Scary Gras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screw Human Rights I Hate Human Rights's national animal is the Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Garntism.

Screw Human Rights I Hate Human Rights is ranked 217,723rd in the world and 24th in gaming union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 121.01 tourists per hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,732ndNudest: 4,944thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,821stMost Devout: 6,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,783rdMost Authoritarian: 7,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,118thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,777thLargest Black Market: 14,318thMost Patriotic: 14,609thMost Conservative: 14,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,995th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the region

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