by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 7th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th Least Corrupt Governments: 26th
The Doohanity of
Left-wing Utopia
Ork, ork, ork
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 28.909 billion Scottrickians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth a remarkable 8,625 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 298,368 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 18,056th in the world and 2nd in The Monastery for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 7thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12thLeast Corrupt Governments: 26thMost Rebellious Youth: 46thLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 58thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thMost Advanced Public Education: 112thLargest Publishing Industry: 123rdMost Cultured: 138thHighest Poor Incomes: 232ndHighest Economic Output: 311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 370thMost Developed: 583rdMost Inclusive: 684thMost Beautiful Environments: 724thLargest Populations: 775thMost Pacifist: 857thMost Efficient Economies: 942ndLongest Average Lifespans: 950thHighest Crime Rates: 1,017thMost Stationary: 1,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,123rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,173rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,711thLargest Governments: 1,733rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,832ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,966thMost Politically Free: 2,919thRudest Citizens: 5,448thMost Influential: 5,556thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,583rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,717thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,498thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,413thNudest: 8,687thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,436thMost Extreme: 13,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,750th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Scottrick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.

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