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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,245thLowest Crime Rates: 1,778thMost Secular: 2,244th
The Yer Maws Holiday Home of
Left-wing Utopia
Alba gu brąth!
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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Scottish Socialists

Population6.541 billion

CapitalEdinburgh
LeaderThe Right Honorable Fraser McDougall
FaithCommunism

Currencycandy cane
AnimalSanta Claus

The Yer Maws Holiday Home of Scottish Socialists is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Right Honorable Fraser McDougall with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, humorless population of 6.541 billion Scotsmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 179,913 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Socialists's national animal is the Santa Claus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Scottish Socialists is ranked 187,050th in the world and 126th in Wintercrest for Most Pro-Market, scoring -81.33 on the Rand Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,245thLowest Crime Rates: 1,778thTop
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Most Secular: 2,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,545thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,082ndMost Developed: 3,095thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,148thLargest Governments: 3,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,410thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,532ndSmartest Citizens: 3,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,588thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,340thBest Weather: 5,591stMost Cultured: 6,261stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,317thMost Pacifist: 6,360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,937thMost Efficient Economies: 7,141stHealthiest Citizens: 7,645thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,420thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,055thMost Inclusive: 9,095thMost Influential: 9,572ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,183rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,526thHighest Economic Output: 14,203rdSafest: 14,787thMost Stationary: 18,943rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the region

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