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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,620th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,143rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,510th
The Christmas Soviet Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Scottish Socialists

Population3.339 billion

LeaderThe Right Honorable Fraser McDougall

Currencycandy cane
AnimalSanta Claus

The Christmas Soviet Republic of Scottish Socialists is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Right Honorable Fraser McDougall with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.339 billion Scotsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth 543 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 162,875 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the Scottish Socialists Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Socialists's national animal is the Santa Claus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Scottish Socialists is ranked 166,662nd in the world and 45th in Wintercrest for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 45.25 Workforce Participation Rate.

Lowest Crime Rates: 2,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,726thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,125thMost Developed: 4,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,350thLargest Governments: 4,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,627thMost Pacifist: 5,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,046thSmartest Citizens: 6,142ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,285thMost Efficient Economies: 7,606thBest Weather: 7,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,858thMost Secular: 8,271stMost Cultured: 8,337thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,384thHighest Average Incomes: 10,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,626thHealthiest Citizens: 11,512thMost Influential: 11,725thMost Income Equality: 11,777thMost Inclusive: 14,222ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,942nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

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