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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,046th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,503rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,351st
The Holy Soviet Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Alba gu brąth!
Minister of Foreign Affairs
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Scottish Socialists

Population2.918 billion

LeaderThe Right Honorable Fraser McDougall


The Holy Soviet Republic of Scottish Socialists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Right Honorable Fraser McDougall with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.918 billion Scotsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth 452 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,993 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the police are reluctantly destroying millions of DNA records, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scottish Socialists's national animal is the leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Scottish Socialists is ranked 165,469th in the world and 48th in Wintercrest for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.51 Crimes Per Hour.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,503rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,624thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,937thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,296thMost Developed: 5,329thLargest Governments: 5,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,739thMost Secular: 7,270thSmartest Citizens: 7,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,627thMost Efficient Economies: 7,749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,410thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,860thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,224thMost Pacifist: 10,658thHighest Average Incomes: 11,498thMost Cultured: 11,930thBest Weather: 12,466thHealthiest Citizens: 13,452ndMost Influential: 14,459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,532nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

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