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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 104th Safest: 203rd
The Holy Realm of
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Scorpions Army

Population28.748 billion

CapitalThe Ark


The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperius with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 28.748 billion Scorpions Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scorpions Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,433 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 293,372 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scorpions Army's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Scorpions Army is ranked 905th in the world and 19th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Influential, scoring 77,325 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 46thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 104thSafest: 203rdLowest Crime Rates: 209thLargest Governments: 284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 316thHighest Economic Output: 521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 745thHealthiest Citizens: 830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 889thMost Influential: 905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,046thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,212thMost Devout: 1,338thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,723rdMost Developed: 1,773rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,904thLargest Populations: 1,988thMost Efficient Economies: 2,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,146thSmartest Citizens: 3,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,356thLargest Mining Sector: 3,609thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,907thMost Stationary: 6,406thBest Weather: 6,738thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,795thMost Cultured: 10,861stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,299thRudest Citizens: 12,642nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the region

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