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Most Efficient Economies: 8th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd
The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scoochi2
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Scoochi2

Population20.146 billion

CapitalScoochcity
LeaderScooch
FaithScoochism

Currencyshiny gold piece
Animalthe talking potato

The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.146 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,940 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 160,517th in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rdMost Devout: 165thLowest Crime Rates: 289thMost Primitive: 346thMost Ignorant Citizens: 395thBest Weather: 668thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 696thMost Subsidized Industry: 713thMost Beautiful Environments: 727thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 945thMost Pacifist: 1,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,267thLargest Governments: 1,644thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,870thMost Stationary: 1,876thSafest: 2,544thHighest Economic Output: 2,718thLargest Populations: 3,894thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,986thMost Conservative: 7,544thMost Influential: 7,970thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,141stHighest Average Incomes: 12,795th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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