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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.984 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,624 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 158,734th in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 10.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Efficient Economies: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdMost Devout: 91stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100thMost Primitive: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 250thMost Ignorant Citizens: 304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 473rdBest Weather: 488thMost Beautiful Environments: 501stMost Subsidized Industry: 574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 918thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,011thMost Pacifist: 1,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,273rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,332ndLargest Governments: 1,589thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,380thSafest: 2,567thHighest Economic Output: 2,726thMost Conservative: 4,310thLargest Populations: 4,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,669thMost Authoritarian: 7,735thTop
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Most Influential: 8,137thHighest Average Incomes: 11,457th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.

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