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Most Efficient Economies: 8th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd Most Devout: 100th
The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scoochi2
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.573 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 178,577th in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Highest Drug Use, scoring 2.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Devout: 100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 120thLowest Crime Rates: 266thMost Primitive: 272ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 321stBest Weather: 520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 544thMost Beautiful Environments: 560thMost Subsidized Industry: 601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 920thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,086thMost Pacifist: 1,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,464thLargest Governments: 1,616thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,110thSafest: 2,557thHighest Economic Output: 2,750thLargest Populations: 4,369thMost Conservative: 4,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,006thMost Influential: 8,261stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,265thHighest Average Incomes: 12,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,663rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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