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Most Efficient Economies: 8th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th Most Devout: 119th
The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scoochi2
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.081 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 25,453rd in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Most Extreme, scoring 27.99 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thMost Devout: 119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128thLowest Crime Rates: 272ndMost Primitive: 290thMost Ignorant Citizens: 336thBest Weather: 542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 587thMost Subsidized Industry: 626thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 924thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,127thMost Pacifist: 1,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,241stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,560thLargest Governments: 1,608thMost Stationary: 2,006thSafest: 2,522ndHighest Economic Output: 2,722ndMost Conservative: 3,827thLargest Populations: 4,079thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,348thMost Authoritarian: 7,206thTop
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Most Influential: 7,891stHighest Average Incomes: 12,001stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,049th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Scoochi2's influence in Digiphysical Interface fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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