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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,352nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,392nd Highest Crime Rates: 3,367th
The Goatocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Has not the Great Nanny above given us each a purpose?
Supreme Nanny Nikki Tanngrisnir
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Scomagia

Population16.201 billion

CapitalGoatopolis
LeaderSupreme Nanny Nikki Tanngrisnir
FaithGolden Hoof Society

CurrencyScomagian Dollar
AnimalNon-sentient Goat

The Goatocracy of Scomagia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Nanny Nikki Tanngrisnir with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.201 billion Scomagians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goatopolis. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Scomagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion Scomagian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is 94,465 Scomagian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and dining out often involves Non-sentient Goats on the plate no matter what you order. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scomagia's national animal is the Non-sentient Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Golden Hoof Society.

Scomagia is ranked 3,367th in the world and 169th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 24.62 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,352ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,392ndTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,367thMost Cultured: 4,057thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,753rdLargest Populations: 7,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,526thHighest Economic Output: 7,744thHealthiest Citizens: 7,764thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,180thSmartest Citizens: 9,350thRudest Citizens: 9,501stNudest: 11,113thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,891stMost Developed: 12,330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,466thBest Weather: 13,278th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 176th in the regionLargest Populations: 179th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 258th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 293rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 327th in the regionRudest Citizens: 340th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 340th in the regionNudest: 360th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 437th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 497th in the regionMost Developed: 526th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 541st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scomagia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Alannika was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Scomagia, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Alannika was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Scomagia, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Scomagia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United Kingdom of Neo-Routhengard, infecting 3 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Scomagia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Scomagia's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Scomagia, dining out often involves Non-sentient Goats on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Scomagia, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Scomagia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Scomagia, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.

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