The Scientologists of Scientology Flag Service Organization is a massive, safe nation, ruled by David Miscavige with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.017 billion Scientology Flag Service Organizationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clearwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Scientology Flag Service Organizationian economy, worth 143 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,021 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 321,036 per year while the poor average 9,657, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Scientology has been named as Scientology Flag Service Organization's national religion, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the teaching of evolution has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Scientology Flag Service Organization's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Scientology.

Scientology Flag Service Organization is ranked 252,024^th in the world and 2^nd in Scientology for Smartest Citizens, with 2.14 quips per hour.