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Nudest: 5,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,635th
The Empire of
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SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE

Population2.645 billion

CapitalJaaJtown
LeaderJaaJmy
FaithJaajisme

CurrencyJaaJ
AnimalCigogne

The Empire of SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by JaaJmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.645 billion Scientificians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JaaJtown. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACEian economy, worth 425 trillion JaaJs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,715 JaaJs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE's national animal is the Cigogne, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jaajisme.

SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE is ranked 206,486th in the world and 11th in RaAakosarde for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Nudest: 5,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,635thHealthiest Citizens: 7,452ndMost Developed: 7,670thMost Patriotic: 7,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,586thLowest Crime Rates: 9,869thMost Efficient Economies: 10,153rdSmartest Citizens: 10,389thLargest Governments: 11,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,169thMost Secular: 12,457thHighest Average Incomes: 12,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,229thMost Cultured: 13,358thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,198thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,852ndHighest Food Quality: 16,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,227thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,101st
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged.
  • : SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
  • : Following new legislation in SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : SCIENTIFIQUE DALSACE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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