The Corporate State of Scientificum is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 19.899 billion Scientists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth a remarkable 6,567 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 330,064 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 46,105^th in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,814.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.