The Corporate State of Scientificum is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.481 billion Scientists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Greater Stockholm-Neonia Area. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth a remarkable 4,497 trillion GD Corp Standard Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 310,591 GD Corp Standard Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 5,018^th in the world and 1^st in Polandball for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7,765.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.