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Most Scientifically Advanced: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 325thLargest Governments: 496th
The Corporate State of
Left-wing Utopia
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Influence
Hermit
Supreme Director of all NSBall-kind
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Scientificum

Population15.221 billion

Capitalthe Greater Stockholm-Neonia Area
LeaderNeon Geoglowitius
FaithScience

CurrencyGD Corp Standard Credit
AnimalNuubly

The Corporate State of Scientificum is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 15.221 billion Scientists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Greater Stockholm-Neonia Area. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth a remarkable 4,698 trillion GD Corp Standard Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 308,714 GD Corp Standard Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 89,469th in the world and 1st in Polandball for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,716.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 325thLargest Governments: 496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 538thHighest Poor Incomes: 596thLowest Crime Rates: 599thSmartest Citizens: 643rdMost Efficient Economies: 735thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 841stMost Subsidized Industry: 892ndMost Inclusive: 903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,154thSafest: 1,388thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,544thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,884thHighest Economic Output: 2,191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,209thMost Developed: 2,325thTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,764thFattest Citizens: 4,169thMost Cultured: 4,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,900thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,823rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,504thMost Influential: 8,056thMost Stationary: 8,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,480thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,421stRudest Citizens: 11,649thTop
10%
Most Secular: 12,786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,866thNicest Citizens: 14,057thLargest Populations: 15,180thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,640thMost Income Equality: 21,396th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scientificum was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Scientificum voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Treatment of Prisoners".
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Scientificum was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Scientificum voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Criminal Protocol"".
  • : Scientificum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Scientificum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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