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Most Scientifically Advanced: 314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 322ndLargest Governments: 495th
The Corporate State of
Left-wing Utopia
Framtiden tillhör oss!
Influence
Hermit
Supreme Director of all NSBall-kind
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Scientificum

Population14.481 billion

Capitalthe Greater Stockholm-Neonia Area
LeaderNeon Geoglowitius
FaithScience

CurrencyGD Corp Standard Credit
AnimalNuubly

The Corporate State of Scientificum is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Neon Geoglowitius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 14.481 billion Scientists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Greater Stockholm-Neonia Area. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scientist economy, worth a remarkable 4,497 trillion GD Corp Standard Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 310,591 GD Corp Standard Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scientificum's national animal is the Nuubly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Scientificum is ranked 5,018th in the world and 1st in Polandball for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7,765.09 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 314thLargest Information Technology Sector: 322ndLargest Governments: 495thHighest Poor Incomes: 513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 539thLowest Crime Rates: 616thSmartest Citizens: 629thMost Efficient Economies: 724thMost Subsidized Industry: 764thMost Inclusive: 837thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 861stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,180thSafest: 1,488thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,641stHighest Average Incomes: 1,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,156thHighest Economic Output: 2,229thTop
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Most Developed: 2,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,704thLargest Mining Sector: 3,335thFattest Citizens: 3,944thMost Cultured: 4,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,940thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,018thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,308thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,955thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,000thMost Influential: 8,075thMost Stationary: 8,365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,569thTop
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Most Secular: 12,483rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,845thNicest Citizens: 15,149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,220thLargest Populations: 15,438thMost Income Equality: 20,143rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scientificum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Scientificum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Scientificum agreed to construct embassies between Polandball and Tallize.
  • : Scientificum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, people find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Scientificum, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Scientificum voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Scientificum voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".

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