by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,094th Highest Crime Rates: 3,786th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,071st
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Population113 million

Currencyswiss franc

The Principality of Schwyzerbund is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 113 million swisses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The strong swiss economy, worth 6.67 trillion swiss francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,018 swiss francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,137 per year while the poor average 2,202, a ratio of 202 to 1.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, all tariffs have been abolished, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schwyzerbund's national animal is the ibex.

Schwyzerbund is ranked 157,592nd in the world and 62nd in Union Mundial for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,094thHighest Crime Rates: 3,786thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,071stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,865thMost Pro-Market: 5,138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,242ndFattest Citizens: 7,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,937thMost Extreme: 8,168thTop
Most Armed: 8,648thHighest Drug Use: 10,660thMost Politically Free: 11,080thRudest Citizens: 12,340thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,493rdMost Primitive: 15,426th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the region

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