Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th Largest Agricultural Sector: 74th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rd
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.416 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,954 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 386,286 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 805th in the world and 1st in Deutschland for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.54 Years.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 74thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 341stHealthiest Citizens: 401stHighest Average Incomes: 421stMost Developed: 453rdMost Efficient Economies: 497thSmartest Citizens: 535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 581stBest Weather: 597thHighest Economic Output: 651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 670thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 790thLongest Average Lifespans: 805thMost Rebellious Youth: 938thMost Secular: 989thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,081stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,440thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,453rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,455thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,778thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,819thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,750thMost Stationary: 5,747thLargest Populations: 6,079thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,739thMost Cultured: 7,327thMost Influential: 7,693rdSafest: 7,865thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,968thLargest Black Market: 8,038thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,122nd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, children often kick Piggybanks for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.

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