The Allied States of Schwertland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hammer with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.156 billion Schwertlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwertburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Schwertlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,181 trillion Pfennigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 341,903 Pfennigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and Hammer's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Schwertland's national animal is the Slavionik, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Schwertland is ranked 44,251st in the world and 887th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 94.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Schwertland was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Schwertland was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
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Schwertland was endorsed by
The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev.
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Schwertland was endorsed by
The Grand Utopian Commonwealth of Toerana.
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Schwertland was endorsed by
The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim.
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Schwertland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
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Schwertland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Schwertland was endorsed by
The Golden Rainbow of Chimes.
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Schwertland was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
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Schwertland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 28 » Farrakhan,
Panormia,
Perfect Sublime Masters,
Unibot III,
Zavea,
The Pacific Caliphate,
The Horror Channel,
FiTzGEraLdLAnD,
Emeseses,
Yoshiterra,
Aqueira,
Andromeda Islands,
Pettlland,
Florin,
Thus Sprach Zarathustra,
Zerentopia,
Delight,
Nation of Urie,
Islamic Republic e Jariri,
Ulslur,
Of Altonianic Islands,
Parx,
Visionary Union,
Makdon,
TorNaGul,
Chimes,
Toerana, and
Minskiev.