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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 283rdMost Secular: 373rdLargest Insurance Industry: 441st
The Allied States of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Shake your the ASS!
Hammer
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Schwertland

Population15.156 billion

CapitalSchwertburg
LeaderHammer

CurrencyPfennig
AnimalSlavionik

The Allied States of Schwertland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hammer with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.156 billion Schwertlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwertburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwertlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,181 trillion Pfennigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 341,903 Pfennigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and Hammer's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Schwertland's national animal is the Slavionik, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwertland is ranked 44,251st in the world and 887th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 94.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 283rdMost Secular: 373rdLargest Insurance Industry: 441stHighest Disposable Incomes: 448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thMost Rebellious Youth: 498thLargest Retail Industry: 576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 712thFattest Citizens: 724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 838thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 916thHighest Poor Incomes: 916thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 917thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,063rdSmartest Citizens: 1,076thMost Avoided: 1,288thMost Efficient Economies: 1,341stHighest Average Incomes: 1,344thRudest Citizens: 1,364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,385thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,899thHighest Economic Output: 1,911thMost Cultured: 2,313thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,364thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,738thLargest Mining Sector: 3,584thMost Inclusive: 4,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,542ndLargest Black Market: 5,699thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,729thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,747thMost Influential: 5,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,279thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,599thMost Stationary: 8,718thLargest Governments: 9,467thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,411thMost Armed: 13,468thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,985thLargest Populations: 15,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,185th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 71st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 136th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 233rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Populations: 295th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 372nd in the regionMost Armed: 457th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 606th in the regionMost Developed: 667th in the region

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