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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 284thMost Secular: 388thLargest Insurance Industry: 425th
The Allied States of
Left-Leaning College State
Shake your the ASS!
Hammer
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Schwertland

Population16.007 billion

CapitalSchwertburg
LeaderHammer

CurrencyPfennig
AnimalSlavionik

The Allied States of Schwertland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hammer with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.007 billion Schwertlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwertburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwertlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,439 trillion Pfennigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 339,830 Pfennigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, Hammer's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime is totally unknown. Schwertland's national animal is the Slavionik, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwertland is ranked 213,346th in the world and 4,861st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -20.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 284thMost Secular: 388thLargest Insurance Industry: 425thHighest Disposable Incomes: 457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 490thMost Rebellious Youth: 492ndLargest Retail Industry: 605thFattest Citizens: 735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 741stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 874thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 921stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 935thHighest Poor Incomes: 947thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,083rdSmartest Citizens: 1,095thMost Efficient Economies: 1,339thHighest Average Incomes: 1,437thRudest Citizens: 1,438thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,475thHighest Economic Output: 1,866thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,959thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,379thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,760thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,643rdMost Inclusive: 4,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,238thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,580thMost Avoided: 5,588thLargest Black Market: 5,832ndMost Influential: 6,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,811thHighest Food Quality: 6,847thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,895thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,586thMost Stationary: 8,310thLargest Governments: 9,641stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 12,058thMost Armed: 13,582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,421stLargest Populations: 15,394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,872nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Stationary: 73rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 156th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 167th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 168th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 174th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 210th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 238th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 250th in the regionLargest Populations: 280th in the regionMost Avoided: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 352nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 368th in the regionMost Armed: 370th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 487th in the region

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