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Most Influential: 125thMost Devout: 380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th
The Colonial Government of
Corporate Police State
Gott Mit Uns
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.488 billion

LeaderJohan Schörner


The Colonial Government of Schultzheim is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johan Schörner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.488 billion Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vöcklahausen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 956 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,146 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,509 per year while the poor average 45,480, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, bars are packed at all hours, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Schultzheim's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Schultzheim is ranked 152,995th in the world and 878th in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.31 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 125thMost Devout: 380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 612thMost Ignorant Citizens: 669thLargest Retail Industry: 891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,929thFattest Citizens: 2,020thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,131stLargest Black Market: 2,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,713thHighest Average Incomes: 5,065thMost Primitive: 8,157thTop
Most Armed: 9,187thMost Efficient Economies: 10,453rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,709thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,135thRudest Citizens: 12,647thMost Cultured: 13,170thHighest Economic Output: 16,026th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the region

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