The Colonial Government of Schultzheim is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Johan Schörner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.488 billion Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vöcklahausen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 956 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,146 Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 732,509 per year while the poor average 45,480, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, bars are packed at all hours, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Schultzheim's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangelicalism.

Schultzheim is ranked 152,995^th in the world and 878^th in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -8.31 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.