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Nudest: 1,425th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,632nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,058th
The Wavefunction Collapse of
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Schrodinger Cat

Population12.399 billion

LeaderErwin Schrödinger

Currencypound
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The Wavefunction Collapse of Schrodinger Cat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Erwin Schrödinger with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.399 billion Schrodinger Cats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Schrodinger Cat economy, worth 724 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 58,435 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and the endangered saltwater humpback cat is only seen in captivity programs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schrodinger Cat's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schrodinger Cat is ranked 41,512th in the world and 1st in Secularia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 115.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,369thMost Pacifist: 6,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,781stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,717thLargest Black Market: 9,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,995thLargest Governments: 14,286thSafest: 15,195thLargest Populations: 16,174thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,366th

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  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Schrodinger Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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