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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,903rdBest Weather: 6,462ndMost Inclusive: 6,837th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
I'm just a bill. Yes I'm only a bill...
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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SchoolHouse Rock

Population7.456 billion

CapitalCapitol Hill
LeaderMr Morton

Currencybill
AnimalBusy Preposition

The Republic of SchoolHouse Rock is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Morton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.456 billion SchoolHouse Rockians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol Hill. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SchoolHouse Rockian economy, worth 783 trillion bills a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,132 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SchoolHouse Rock's national animal is the Busy Preposition, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SchoolHouse Rock is ranked 29,446th in the world and 1,375th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 105,132.44 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,903rdBest Weather: 6,462ndMost Inclusive: 6,837thNicest Citizens: 7,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,308thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,331stLargest Retail Industry: 8,762ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,785thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,174thMost Cultured: 11,513thMost Influential: 11,975thMost Developed: 13,815thMost Pacifist: 14,697thSmartest Citizens: 15,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,247thHealthiest Citizens: 15,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,280thHighest Drug Use: 17,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,196th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 353rd in the regionBest Weather: 353rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 403rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 417th in the regionMost Inclusive: 421st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 423rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 432nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 436th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 442nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 494th in the regionMost Cultured: 562nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 578th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 657th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 676th in the regionLargest Populations: 682nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 727th in the regionMost Developed: 731st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 750th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 796th in the regionMost Pacifist: 808th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 811th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 871st in the regionRudest Citizens: 920th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : SchoolHouse Rock was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, being Mr Morton has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in SchoolHouse Rock, rumor has it that Mr Morton has won three lotteries in a row.

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