The Schnozzel of Schnozzel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Schnozzel with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.674 billion Schnozzelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schnozzel. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Schnozzelian economy, worth 280 trillion Schnozzels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,047 Schnozzels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Schnozzel to disarm, Schnozzelians have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnozzel's national animal is the Schnozzel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Schnozzel.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schnozzel altered its national flag.
- : Schnozzel changed its national animal to "Schnozzel", its capital to "Schnozzel", its currency to "Schnozzel", its faith to "Schnozzel", its leader to "Schnozzel", its motto to "Schnozzel", and its nation type to "Schnozzel".
- : Schnozzel resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Schnozzel withdrew its endorsement from The Italian Republic of Liberalina.
- : Schnozzel withdrew its endorsement from The Eutopia of Grand Indochina.
- : Schnozzel withdrew its endorsement from The Peruvian Republic of Lux Lumen.
- : Schnozzel withdrew its endorsement from The Japan of Arcanda.
- : Schnozzel withdrew its endorsement from The Empire of Emperor Darth Sidious.
- : Schnozzel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Schnozzel's influence in The Roleplay Chessboard fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".