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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,030th Most Influential: 1,335th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,086th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.745 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom

AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.745 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,815 Feeps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, a government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 166,649th in the world and 8,965th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -17.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,030thMost Influential: 1,335thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,086thBest Weather: 4,412thSafest: 4,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,894thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,469thMost Pacifist: 6,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,619thNicest Citizens: 6,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,443rdMost Developed: 7,923rdNudest: 8,219thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,551stMost Cultured: 8,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,847thSmartest Citizens: 11,335thHighest Economic Output: 12,579thLargest Populations: 13,977thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,123rdMost Politically Free: 16,849th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 143rd in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 226th in the regionBest Weather: 238th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 246th in the regionSafest: 256th in the regionNudest: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionMost Pacifist: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 378th in the regionNicest Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 397th in the regionMost Cultured: 416th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 483rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 483rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionMost Stationary: 488th in the regionMost Influential: 567th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 634th in the regionMost Politically Free: 683rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 723rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 742nd in the region

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