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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,886thSafest: 6,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,011th
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Schmexxland

Population6.219 billion

CapitalSchmexxsea
LeaderSchmexxy

Currencycreme
Animalcigar

The Democratic People's Republic of Schmexxland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Schmexxy with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.219 billion Schmexxlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schmexxsea. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schmexxlandian economy, worth 741 trillion cremes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,201 cremes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, eminent domain has been abolished, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schmexxland's national animal is the cigar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schmexxland is ranked 19,643rd in the world and 373rd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 261.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,886thSafest: 6,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,011thMost Secular: 7,968thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,787thMost Developed: 9,899thLowest Crime Rates: 10,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,767thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,927thBest Weather: 11,662ndHighest Food Quality: 12,485thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,839thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,206thLargest Governments: 13,479thMost Influential: 14,132ndMost Inclusive: 14,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,634thSmartest Citizens: 14,862ndMost Cultured: 14,910thMost Pacifist: 15,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,020thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,669thMost Efficient Economies: 21,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,760thNicest Citizens: 23,118thMost Average: 26,126th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionMost Secular: 159th in the regionSafest: 164th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 207th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 208th in the regionLargest Governments: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Cultured: 269th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 272nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 282nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 327th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 337th in the regionMost Inclusive: 339th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 352nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 368th in the regionLargest Populations: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 406th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 456th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 512th in the regionNicest Citizens: 530th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 551st in the regionMost Patriotic: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schmexxland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Schmexxland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Schmexxland endorsed The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate.
  • : Schmexxland was endorsed by The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate.
  • : Schmexxland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Schmexxland, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.

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