Most Devout: 23rd Most Beautiful Environments: 76th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Alfred East?
a bell end
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.142 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but sluggish Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 62,122 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 157,890th in the world and 28th in Gatesville Inc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Devout: 23rdMost Beautiful Environments: 76thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84thBest Weather: 100thMost Pacifist: 103rdLowest Crime Rates: 181stLongest Average Lifespans: 192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 347thLargest Governments: 658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 745thMost Influential: 800thMost Corrupt Governments: 863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 939thNicest Citizens: 1,022ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,848thSmartest Citizens: 1,957thMost Authoritarian: 2,163rdMost Conservative: 2,194thLargest Populations: 2,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,316thMost Stationary: 4,589thMost Extreme: 5,146thHighest Economic Output: 7,122ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,307th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Crooked Truth, Randlia, Scuyuup, and Schlemeils.

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