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Most Primitive: 33rd Most Devout: 40th Most Beautiful Environments: 72nd
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Furthermore, I am a bell end
a bell end
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Schitz

Population23.314 billion

CapitalSchmendrik
Leadera bell end
Faithmostly shouting at people

Currencybill
Animalworthless husk

The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.314 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schmendrik. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Furniture Restoration industry. Average income is 57,279 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by a bell end, and children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 169,624th in the world and 30th in Gatesville Inc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -59.7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 33rdMost Devout: 40thMost Beautiful Environments: 72ndMost Pacifist: 89thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rdBest Weather: 94thLowest Crime Rates: 180thLongest Average Lifespans: 229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 464thLargest Governments: 594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 695thMost Corrupt Governments: 758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 919thMost Influential: 1,040thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,126thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,792ndNicest Citizens: 2,278thSmartest Citizens: 2,550thLargest Populations: 2,705thMost Authoritarian: 2,825thMost Stationary: 3,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,906thMost Income Equality: 6,350thMost Extreme: 7,216thHighest Economic Output: 8,106thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,286thMost Conservative: 13,749th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by a bell end.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise A bell end on Schitz's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ozone Layer Protection".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Crooked Truth, Scuyuup, and Schlemeils.

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