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Most Devout: 32nd Most Beautiful Environments: 67th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Furthermore, I am a bell end
a bell end
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.283 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schmendrik. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The enormous but sluggish Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,286 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 113,332nd in the world and 25th in Gatesville Inc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 626.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 32ndMost Beautiful Environments: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 89thBest Weather: 94thMost Pacifist: 124thLowest Crime Rates: 192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 573rdLargest Governments: 628thMost Corrupt Governments: 759thMost Influential: 839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,036thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,726thHealthiest Citizens: 1,775thNicest Citizens: 1,914thMost Conservative: 2,216thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,340thSmartest Citizens: 2,459thLargest Populations: 2,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,634thMost Stationary: 3,864thMost Extreme: 4,628thHighest Economic Output: 5,904thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,018th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Extrajudicial Punishment Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Enabling The Disabled In Academia".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, children are expected to carve their own toys.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, golden statues of worthless husks line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Crooked Truth, Scuyuup, and Schlemeils.

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