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The Stupid Troglodytes of
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Furthermore, I am a bell end
a bell end
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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.724 billion utter morons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The enormous but inefficient Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,281 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,026 bills, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 208th in the world and 1st in Gatesville Inc for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.85 Years.

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Most Devout: 26thMost Beautiful Environments: 74thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rdBest Weather: 105thMost Pacifist: 122ndLongest Average Lifespans: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 213thMost Compassionate Citizens: 463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 482ndLargest Governments: 658thMost Influential: 793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 819thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 933rdNicest Citizens: 1,488thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,861stSmartest Citizens: 2,133rdLargest Populations: 2,877thMost Conservative: 3,354thHighest Economic Output: 3,529thMost Stationary: 4,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,331stMost Authoritarian: 6,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,437thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,555thMost Extreme: 16,449th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Crooked Truth, Scuyuup, Schlemeils, and Rebirth of Red phoenix.

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