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Rudest Citizens: 565thMost Armed: 568thHighest Crime Rates: 631st
The Russian Federation of
Anarchy
Revolution of October 6th & May of 6th
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Schestob

Population16.493 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderImran Zakhaev
FaithNone

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalBear

The Russian Federation of Schestob is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imran Zakhaev with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.493 billion Russians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, with Education, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Russian economy, worth a remarkable 3,541 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 214,744 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,063 per year while the poor average 55,199, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Schestob's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Schestob is ranked 29,327th in the world and 30th in Carcassonne for Most Pro-Market, scoring 86.33 on the Rand Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 565thMost Armed: 568thHighest Crime Rates: 631stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 717thLargest Retail Industry: 817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 928thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,429thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,966thFattest Citizens: 1,985thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,598thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,169thMost Avoided: 3,445thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,968thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,734thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,056thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,099thHighest Economic Output: 5,660thHighest Food Quality: 5,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,640thMost Inclusive: 6,782ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,951stHighest Average Incomes: 8,137thNicest Citizens: 13,385thSmartest Citizens: 14,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,110thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,325thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,393rdNudest: 18,807thLargest Populations: 22,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,474thMost Politically Free: 26,952ndMost Pro-Market: 29,327thMost Secular: 29,925th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionMost Extreme: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Schestob was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, tabloids coo over Imran Zakhaev's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Russians any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Schestob, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.

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