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Most Influential: 3,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,917thSafest: 6,469th
The Democratic Federation of
Democratic Socialists
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Schabinur

Population1.697 billion

CapitalPokmahokin
LeaderMark Brechnusky
FaithAtheism

CurrencyScha
AnimalPenguin

The Democratic Federation of Schabinur is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mark Brechnusky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.697 billion Schabinurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pokmahokin. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schabinurich economy, worth 193 trillion Schas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,138 Schas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, the official Schabinurich Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schabinur's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Schabinur is ranked 189,615th in the world and 179th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 3,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,917thSafest: 6,469thHealthiest Citizens: 7,931stMost Pacifist: 7,945thNicest Citizens: 8,198thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,921stMost Inclusive: 10,670thMost Developed: 10,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,195thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,569thBest Weather: 12,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,741stTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,002ndSmartest Citizens: 14,036thLowest Crime Rates: 14,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,693rdMost Secular: 14,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,767thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,160thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,007thLargest Governments: 20,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,507thMost Income Equality: 22,459thMost Efficient Economies: 22,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,315th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schabinur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Schabinur lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, the official Schabinurich Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Schabinur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBS Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Schabinur, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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