The Matriarchy of Sceilig Mhichil is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning Cat population. The cynical population of 16.915 billion Sceilig Mhichilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Sceilig Mhichilian economy, worth 443 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,195 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sceilig Mhichil's national animal is the Cat.

Sceilig Mhichil is ranked 155,253^rd in the world and 9^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.