by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,988thHighest Crime Rates: 3,932ndMost Influential: 6,232nd
The United States of
Left-Leaning College State
When life gives you lemons, you make money
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population501 million


Animalstriped bear

The United States of Scandinavius is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 501 million Scandinavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostfield. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Scandinavius economy, worth 50.4 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,530 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, many believe that the only good striped bear is a dead striped bear, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Scandinavius's national animal is the striped bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Scandinavius is ranked 229,400th in the world and 1,304th in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 92.03 tourists per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,988thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,932ndMost Influential: 6,232ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,738thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,366thLargest Retail Industry: 9,438thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,751stFattest Citizens: 10,483rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,608thMost Armed: 13,808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,123rdMost Avoided: 18,057thMost Secular: 19,691stMost Cultured: 19,859thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,907thMost Efficient Economies: 21,835thMost Inclusive: 22,937thHighest Food Quality: 23,561st
Highest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Scandinavius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Scandinavius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, many believe that the only good striped bear is a dead striped bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Scandinavius endorsed The Socialist Republic of Warzakie.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandinavius, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Elisabethshagen, Daulle, Savinecross, Invernessia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Meropis, North of Americas, Saint Domingo, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Thracia and Crimea, Yahlia, The Scandinavian Realm, Jim the Baptist, Apabeossie, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Destyntine, Northern German Federation, Gliesetonia, Trixeland, Irminsulia, Mynox, The New Nordic Union, Nardin, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Nomaida, Eppur, Abject Ludicrosity, GanymedEuropa, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Kanokla, Dark Matter, Permorania, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Walfo, Regnum Italiae, Warzakie, Hulldom, Freyana, Gutarike, NorthPortugal, Justosia, Ombran, Deftern, Othenhiem, Armra, New Skandenivia, Zulrich, Saiwania, and 59 others.Bohomo, Wombelland, Super Happy Land, Pilipinas and Malaya, Shicksal, Slavorussia, Monkistan, Rary, Ausvelt, A3161, Falvaard, Ansington, Nea Europa, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Leszno, Dauershire, United Communes of Chile, Escalver, Lillistroniralocksne, Boldia, Enway, Socialist Confederation of Arc Solaria, Chioganah, Canovium, An Clar, Durlia, Aura Banitia, Great Hanover, Valtrona, Goguryeogojoseon, Parliamentary Laramidia, Bluemerica, The Haven of Corporations, Bareu, Grodisze, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Galway-Dublin, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Karnea, Sebygang, Greater Icelandia, West Atone, Wiener-Neustadt, Domton, Coque Borie Lethawik, San Guglielmo, Donaufoderation, Nuweland, Inner Planets, Diets, Kyrica, Younizia, Lovisa, Soviet Taoistan, Jahass, Gorgano, Leranditale, Purgatio, and Nova Babilonia.

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