by Max Barry

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,852nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,402nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,832nd
The Blitzkrieg Advocate of
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The Blitzkrieg Advocate of Scandavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Heinrich von Grestin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.527 billion Scandavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scandavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,111 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,677 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Scandavia with a very polite populace, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandavia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the State.

Scandavia is ranked 9,574th in the world and 442nd in Lazarus for Most Avoided, scoring 342.96 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Mining Sector: 2,852ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,402ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,922ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,067thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,518thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,198thMost Avoided: 9,574thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,299thSafest: 14,029thLargest Populations: 14,188thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,647thMost Efficient Economies: 14,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,772nd
Largest Mining Sector: 139th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 198th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 307th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405th in the regionMost Avoided: 442nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 460th in the regionLargest Populations: 511th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scandavia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Scandavia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Scandavia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Scandavia ceased to exist.
  • : Scandavia's influence in Vomindok fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Scandavia's influence in Vomindok rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Scandavia's influence in Vomindok fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).


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