Largest Publishing Industry: 178th Most Cheerful Citizens: 183rd Best Weather: 266th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
I know you are but what am I?
Prime Minister Barney Fife
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Research Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Scandaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barney Fife with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.593 billion Scandalandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Scandal. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Scandalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,738 trillion bigbucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,759 bigbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandaland's national animal is the golden seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Scandaland is ranked 158,450th in the world and 16th in Free States of Gaia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rdBest Weather: 266thHealthiest Citizens: 290thMost Stationary: 312thNicest Citizens: 541stLongest Average Lifespans: 595thLeast Corrupt Governments: 650thLargest Populations: 708thMost Beautiful Environments: 845thMost Pacifist: 1,023rdSmartest Citizens: 1,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,153rdSafest: 1,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,430thHighest Economic Output: 1,575thTop
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Most Devout: 1,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,685thMost Cultured: 1,825thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,363rdMost Influential: 3,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,615thMost Inclusive: 5,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,525thMost Developed: 5,688thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,338thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,506thLargest Governments: 7,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,769thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,707thMost Income Equality: 10,013thLowest Crime Rates: 10,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,673rd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Scandaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Scandaland was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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