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Largest Publishing Industry: 169th Most Cheerful Citizens: 190th Most Stationary: 232nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
I know you are but what am I?
Prime Minister Barney Fife
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Research Officer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Scandaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barney Fife with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.676 billion Scandalandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Scandal. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Scandalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion bigbucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,073 bigbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Under love's heavy burden Prime Minister Barney Fife sinks lower in the political right's esteem, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Scandaland, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandaland's national animal is the golden seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Scandaland is ranked 109,445th in the world and 14th in Free States of Gaia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.07 Stalins.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 190thMost Stationary: 232ndHealthiest Citizens: 292ndBest Weather: 304thMost Developed: 438thNicest Citizens: 573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 635thLeast Corrupt Governments: 673rdLargest Populations: 681stMost Beautiful Environments: 900thMost Pacifist: 964thSafest: 1,088thSmartest Citizens: 1,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,436thHighest Economic Output: 1,503rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,592ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,687thMost Cultured: 1,844thMost Devout: 2,038thMost Influential: 3,306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,083rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,711thMost Inclusive: 4,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,300thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,720thLargest Governments: 5,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,842ndTop
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Nudest: 7,920thLowest Crime Rates: 8,689thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,455thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,829thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,445th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Scandaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, under love's heavy burden Prime Minister Barney Fife sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Scandaland lodged a message on the Free States of Gaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Prime Minister Barney Fife after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Scandaland lodged a message on the Free States of Gaia Regional Message Board.

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