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Largest Publishing Industry: 158th Most Cheerful Citizens: 183rd Most Stationary: 232nd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
I know you are but what am I?
Prime Minister Barney Fife
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Research Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Scandaland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barney Fife with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.176 billion Scandalandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Scandal. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The all-consuming Scandalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,927 trillion bigbucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,626 bigbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, Prime Minister Barney Fife's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, no one born in Scandaland can fix a leaky faucet, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandaland's national animal is the golden seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Scandaland is ranked 175,307th in the world and 16th in Free States of Gaia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rdMost Stationary: 232ndBest Weather: 301stHealthiest Citizens: 303rdNicest Citizens: 576thLongest Average Lifespans: 655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 663rdLargest Populations: 692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 917thMost Pacifist: 1,005thSafest: 1,143rdSmartest Citizens: 1,145thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,484thHighest Economic Output: 1,514thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,721stTop
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Most Cultured: 1,827thMost Devout: 1,863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,181stMost Influential: 3,390thMost Developed: 3,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,614thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,645thMost Inclusive: 5,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,984thLargest Governments: 6,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,256thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,514thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,915thNudest: 13,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,059thMost Income Equality: 14,268thHighest Average Incomes: 15,275th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Scandaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, no one born in Scandaland can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Scandaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, Prime Minister Barney Fife's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.

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