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Rudest Citizens: 1,692nd Largest Retail Industry: 3,365th Most Inclusive: 3,783rd
The The Jewish State of
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Population3.004 billion

CapitalWhite Mamba
LeaderBrian Scalabrine
FaithModern Day Orthodox Judaism

CurrencyModern Day Shekel

The The Jewish State of Scalabrine is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Brian Scalabrine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.004 billion Scalabrineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Mamba. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Scalabrinean economy, worth 518 trillion Modern Day Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 172,623 Modern Day Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. Scalabrine's national animal is the Scal-Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Day Orthodox Judaism.

Scalabrine is ranked 15,572nd in the world and 25th in Sonindia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,284.21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,692ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,365thMost Inclusive: 3,783rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,013thMost Influential: 5,787thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,942ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,175thHighest Drug Use: 6,437thMost Pacifist: 6,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,365thBest Weather: 7,583rdMost Developed: 7,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,081stNudest: 8,125thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,610thHighest Average Incomes: 8,706thNicest Citizens: 9,036thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,424thMost Efficient Economies: 9,833rdLargest Black Market: 10,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,603rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,641stSmartest Citizens: 10,719thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,144thLargest Governments: 15,442ndMost Cultured: 15,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,572ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,600th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the region

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