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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,527thMost Influential: 6,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,812th
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SBAHJlandia

Population948 million

CapitalAhlly'yoop
LeaderSweet Bro and Hella Jeff

CurrencyStair
AnimalSea otter

The Republic of SBAHJlandia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 948 million SBAHJlandiaai enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahlly'yoop. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SBAHJlandia economy, worth 75.5 trillion Stairs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 79,635 Stairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to be highly-advanced toilet factories, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SBAHJlandia's national animal is the Sea otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SBAHJlandia is ranked 75,308th in the world and 1,826th in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 5.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,527thMost Influential: 6,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,163rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,363rdLargest Mining Sector: 17,685th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 356th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 376th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SBAHJlandia changed its national leader to "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff".
  • : Following new legislation in SBAHJlandia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in SBAHJlandia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in SBAHJlandia, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff to be highly-advanced toilet factories.
  • : SBAHJlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : SBAHJlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : SBAHJlandia endorsed The Latin Republic of Sirulinuck.
  • : Following new legislation in SBAHJlandia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : SBAHJlandia was endorsed by The Latin Republic of Sirulinuck.
  • : SBAHJlandia endorsed The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo.

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