Population | 7.372 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Sazlacia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.372 billion Sazlacians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sazlacian economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,303 Fruizlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, immigrants who don't like the taste of Sazlacian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sazlacia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Sazlacia is ranked 40,116th in the world and 88th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.20915925012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sazlacia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, immigrants who don't like the taste of Sazlacian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Sazlacia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Sazlacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, gun ownership is compulsory.