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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 458thMost Patriotic: 698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 916th
The Rogue Nation of
Authoritarian Democracy
There are lot of fine fruits around here
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Sazlacia

Population7.372 billion

CurrencyFruizlhiau
AnimalFruit Dolphin

The Rogue Nation of Sazlacia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.372 billion Sazlacians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sazlacian economy, worth a remarkable 1,690 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,303 Fruizlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, immigrants who don't like the taste of Sazlacian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sazlacia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sazlacia is ranked 40,116th in the world and 88th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.20915925012 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 458thMost Patriotic: 698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,073rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,476thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,977thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,658thHealthiest Citizens: 3,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,819thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,314thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,396thLargest Black Market: 5,551stHighest Average Incomes: 6,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,594thMost Armed: 7,626thLargest Mining Sector: 8,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,293rdMost Developed: 9,414thLowest Crime Rates: 9,765thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,847thBest Weather: 11,662ndSmartest Citizens: 11,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,976thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,456thMost Inclusive: 15,482ndMost Devout: 17,286thHighest Food Quality: 22,745thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,098thMost Influential: 24,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,548th
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sazlacia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, immigrants who don't like the taste of Sazlacian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Sazlacia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Sazlacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Sazlacia, gun ownership is compulsory.

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